IT TAKES ME BACK TO THE DAYS OF MY DAD MAKING ME CUT THE GRASS WITH ONE OF THOSE “ELECTRIC MOWERS”… YOU KNOW, THE ONES YOU PLUG IN AND CARRY A FREAKING 200 FT ORANGE CORD ALL OVER CREATION? YEA, WAY TOO MUCH FUN FOR ONE KID TO HANDLE. HOW MANY TIMES CAN A CORD GET WRAPPED AROUND A TREE, GET CAUGHT UNDER A HEAVY ROCK, AND GET ALL MANGLED UP BECAUSE THE PERSON MOWING (ME) WASNT PAYING ATTENTION? JUST ENOUGH TIMES FOR ME TO TAKE THE CORD TO BLACK AND DECKER AND CHOKE THE GUY WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA! GOT TO BE ONE OF THE STUPIDEST INVENTIONS EVER… THE GREATEST WAS MY FRIENDS WALKING BY MY HOUSE AND WATCHING ME HOLD THE CORD FOR MY DAD WHILE HE MOWED THE YARD…AND THEY WOULD USUALLY WALK BY AT THE TIME MY FATHER WOULD LET OUT ONE OF THESE…”PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE DOING! “MOVE THE CORD TO THE LEFT” “NOW, MOVE IT TO THE RIGHT” KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE CORD AND NOT THE BROAD IN THE BIKINI ACROSS THE STREET!” GET THE PICTURE?? LOL… MEMORIES..
TONIGHT’S LATE NIGHT PICK……. NO BRAINER..GO WITH JAY LENO…ACTRESS KRISTEN BELL (smokin hot), COMIC, DANE COOK…AND MUSICAL GUEST, HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS…
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SAMMY THE BULL
