Whats new? I’m just grinding away at the ole radio ranch on S. Market… working to the bone in hopes of management filling my stocking with many, many gifts
Here is my wish list…
-a gradual movement into my new office (Pam’s old one..dont worry, all Steeler stuff is gone!)
-a new computer (one that, you know, WORKS
-a new telephone with a mute button
-a plasma tv..so I can keep up with the reruns of THE REALLY SPOOKY MOVIE
-a membership into the Hair Club For Men…nuff said..
-a pay raise (lol).. so I can pay off my debts to the Columbia House cd and dvd clubs
-a lifetime supply of Dasani bottled water
-a pill that makes my car turn away from all fast food drive-thrus
-a morning shift that begins at 10am
-a championship for the Cavs, Browns, and Indians (I know…dream on)
-a once a month vacation to Las Vegas, with plenty of spending money
-a bookie who doesnt care about getting paid
-a swimming pool that never closes
-AND MOST OF ALL…CONTINUED GOOD HEALTH AND HAPPINESS FOR EVERYONE
OF YOU…
-HEY SANTA…..GET YOUR ASS DOWN THE CHIMNEY!!!!!!
CHECK BACK…LIGHTS OUT…
SAMMY THE BULL
